FUCK YOU FAT BITCH!

I was going to make a vlog about this a few days ago when it happened but I just kept stuffing it up, so i decided not to, I might make it and upload it tomorrow morning because i really dont want to get too fired up befor i go to bed. I havnt had any coffee today so i will sleep, I say this becuase generally if I have coffee one day [no matter what time it is] I seem to be unable to sleep that night, and it being about 11:41pm and i am actually feeling tired then i shall get some sleep, which will be alright because I have a pretty cruizy day tomorrow.

Well anyway i digress..

So yea hence the title this will be about some fat bitch who came into work the other day. I work at the local cinema in Ulladulla for those who dont know.

So this really fat lady came into work and she wanted 3 tickets for herself and her 2 morbidly obese children. Which was fair enough, but we have a system at my work where you get tickets at one counter and food at another. The movie hadn’t started yet and she bought her tickets and then asked the ticket seller for 3 large popcorn’s and 3 large Pepsi [stereotypically for a fat person? no?] and since she isnt able to get her fatty, salty, sugary sustenance at this counter Heidi, the nice girl who was selling tickets said “Ok, im sorry but we cannot sell food at this counter could you please go to the one to your right to get your food” and his lady who was too lazy to walk about 2 meters didnt like that.

I was working on the food counter selling the food [as you do] and as Heidi finished kindly informing this bitch that she cant get her fill here, she has to go 2 meters across she got obesely angry [does that even make sense?] And i half expected her to scream “MY TUMMY IS EMPTY FROM THIS MORNING’S BREAKFAST FEAST OF 23552 BACON AND EGG MCMUFFINS” But no, instead of stating the obvious [lol] she went up to Heidi and I and called us both “Fucking Idiots” to our faces, I was going to revoke her ticket and ask her to leave, very loudly infrount of her kids and the other 30 or so people waiting to get into the movie… But me, being the wonderfully nice person I am [for once] didnt decide to intervene with this woman because i was too afraid of her being 1 Mcmufffin short this morning and engulfing me with her gullet.

As she struggled to get up the 3 stairs to get into Cinema 1 she muttered under her breath [but i could hear] “Fuck this shit customer service, fuckin tell me to walk to another counter! WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE! asking me, to go to the other counter [yes she repeated herself]“

WAS SHE BEATEN AS A CHILD? and then covered in butter and shoved into the oven on Christmas by her parents? Probably… But that’s beside the point. Is this how she was taught to act in public places?

They do the same thing at Mcdonalds in the drive through you go to every morning, afternoon and evening [well, thats what i'd assume from the size of you, lady!] When you speak to the noise making box at the start of the drive through, do they tell you to go to another counter to pay and get your food? THEY SURE DO! The only difference with that and this is in this sceneario you arnt sitting down with your fat ass consuming the chair!

Thats all for this rant, its gone on long. I needed to put this on the internet one way or another so if its not up in a Vlog then it will just be here..

Oh yea and one more thing you fat bitch! If i could stab you, i would… But i find it hard to kill people who are almost entirely oil..

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